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Sunday, December 18, 2005

Will You Be Ready When He Comes?

Remember that scene in 9 1/2 Weeks when he blindfolds her in front of the refrigerator and starts cramming her mouth with delicious food?

Now imagine the same scene played out in front of your own refrigerator. Let's see... five kinds of mustard, half an onion, soy sauce, raw bacon, and what is this? Miso paste? What is Mickey Rourke supposed to do with this stuff?

People, this is why you need to keep berries in your refrigerator. And whipped cream. And a chocolate cake.

2 comments:

Margo, darling said...

My favorite part about this post is how the title makes it sound like you are talking about Jesus.

"I wonder when he comes again/ will he like Munsteur cheese?" (with apologies to Janice Kapp Perry)

h2oman said...

i don't even want to imagine what this post is about.